Come on, guys! Chip’s freezing his knackers off here! It seemed like a good idea to send him to his current location to cool off a bit after a particularly heavy bender but he’s been there for 6 weeks now and the joke’s wearing a bit thin!

There’s still plenty of ice but Grey Goose stocks are looking a bit thin and he flatly refuses to drink anything else. And as for the food…..don’t get him started on that one! Fermented herring, anyone??

He has been in touch with us only once during his current sojourn and only to say that he’d like his fans to be made aware that he is not responsible for the crimes of fashion in the location photograph!

He dribbled on about losing a bet before he left the UK and ended up in his dad’s skiing outfit from 1974. Knowing him a little better than you, the team at CSI don’t think this is the last fashion disaster he’ll be strongly excusing!

If you guess his location correctly in November by posting in the comments section below, you’ll win the rolled-over £100. In not so many days, however, the prize will go up to £150 for December. Your call. For the lucky winner, he or she will need to provide a PayPal address or physical address so we can get a payment sent out as quickly as possible.

Where’s Chip Stack? You tell us!